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Because of the ongoing recession and world unrest, Holidaysplease has invented the ultimate “staycation” where you can literally enjoy your holiday from the comfort of your own home.

This is a once in a lifetime experience that consists of:-

1) An 18 tonne lorry arriving with sand to spread all over your garden. Some will be spread within your house and underwear drawer as part of the “sand gets everywhere” guarantee.
2) Two security people will come and frisk you in your front room. These guards promise to leave with your shoes and your dignity.
3) Your luggage is collected, thrown up and down the street a few times with a promise that at least half is returned.
4) The branded drinks in your drinks cabinet are replaced with “Los Larger” and a worm from your garden is placed in the neck of each bottle. You can pay extra for it to be warmed in the sun and sprinkled with ants.
5) An electrician siphons off electricity from your neighbours, doubling the brightness of your lights to ensure that bright red, post holiday “lobster tan”.

For those who like upgrades you can also pay extra for:-

1) A local waiter to come over and make a move on your daughter
2) One of your pets to be turned into a local delicacy

You need to hurry though as places are limited and need to be booked by April 1st 2011!

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Holidays Please is an Accredited Body Member of Hays Travel Limited, ATOL 5534.

Many of the flights and flight-inclusive holidays on this website are financially protected by the ATOL scheme. But ATOL protection does not apply to all holiday and travel services listed on this website. Please ask us to confirm what protection may apply to your booking. If you do not receive an ATOL Certificate then the booking will not be ATOL protected. If you do receive an ATOL Certificate but all the parts of your trip are not listed on it, those parts will not be ATOL protected. Please see our booking conditions for information or for more information about financial protection and the ATOL Certificate go to caa.co.uk or atol.org.uk/ATOLCertificate

Book with Confidence. We are a Member of ABTA which means you have the benefit of ABTA’s assistance and Code of Conduct. We provide financial protection for your money when you buy a package holiday. If you buy other travel arrangements such as accommodation only this protection doesn’t apply.

Holidays Please sells travel services on behalf of Hays Travel Limited and benefits from Hays Travel's membership of ABTA with membership number 65310 ABTA and ABTA Members help holidaymakers to get the most from their travel and assist them when things do not go according to plan. We are obliged to maintain a high standard of service to you by ABTA's Code of Conduct.

For further information about ABTA, the Code of Conduct and the arbitration scheme available to you if you have a complaint, contact ABTA, 30 Park Street, London SE1 9EQ. Tel: 020 3117 0599 or www.abta.com.

Hays Travel Limited are registered in England and Wales with company number 1990682 and VAT number 193167195. Registered office: 25 Vine Place, Sunderland, Tyne & Wear SR1 3NA

Holidays Please is a trading name of Holidaysplease Ltd who are registered in England and Wales with company number 04488333 and VAT number GB193167195. Registered office: Church Court, 11-12 Cox Street, Birmingham B3 1RD